stress?

jom rehatkan minda sbntar dgn brgelak ketawa.. :)


di hutan 1..
ada skmpulan pgakap sdg menaikkan khemah..,
manakala guru pengiringnya sedang mncari kayu utk dibuat api..
dalam prjalann pulang guru itu trserempak dgn ular dan berkata...
"arhh! ular, lari!, ular.. ular.. lari!, lari!"
dalam kekecohan itu slh seorg dari pgakap itu dengan tenangnya brsuara..
"alah cikgu.. cikgu menjerit mcm tu pn cikgu igt ular tu nak lari? dia bkn blh dgr n paham apa cikgu ckap pn.. apelah cikgu ni.."
*xtaulah cikgu tu x pn ank murid dia yg x btul..* hahaha




kisah sahabat..
"wah3, bkn main mesra lagi eh dgn awek kau tu..
siap ily 4eva meva lagi..ish geli aku.."
"hahaha biarlah nk buat cmne dh syg.."
"ha oklah...weh pinjam fon sat.. nak call awek aku lah, fon aku bill dah kne bar"
"ha ok.. tekan je redial"
"ok....with a long pause"
*hahaha apalah weng kpala kwn dia yg sorg ni, gila ah prumpuan tu.. hahaha*






mak dan anak perumpuannya..
"mak.. saya risaulah.. xda org nk kawan dgn sy.."
"lah.. knp pulak?"

"ntahla, agak2nya ada x laki yg nak saya?"
"well anakku, kau ada smuanya yg laki nk, bahu yg bidang, dada yg brbulu n suara yg garau, dan buffy.. nak risau apa lagi.."
"........."
*hahaha bgs tul cara mak dia persuade ank dia..hahaha*


serial killer?
"hmm ma im scared.."
"why honey? what have u done?"
"hmm remember that day u asked me to bring cornflakes to school?"
"yeah honey.. why? what happend?"
"i accidentally drop my tupperware n my friend fell down because avoiding the tupperware"
"owh is that why u are so scared?is ur fren died bcz of that"
"not that ma he is fine.."
"then?"
"when i was helping him, i accidentally crack n step on the cornflakes.. then my fren was shouting ahhh u cereal killer!"
"n that means u are a serial killer.. ahh u go awy from me!"
*hahaha mak dgn ank 2x5 weng..*


i think dats all 4 today.. haha 
idea came from othr ppl but its my story board heheh! :)
im sorry kalau ada yg x lawak n lame.. :)